arcusequus:

maroontimekeeper:

> Equius had contacted you.  It wasn’t unheard of to talk with the Imperials, you had talked with Sollux before, it just seemed risky.  Did Equius have something important to say?

MT: is s0mething wr0ng

MT: 0r is it ab0ut y0ur feelings

> You pause, playing with your hair a little, checking to see if anyone else was online, delaying in a million little ways.  It’s dumb to procrastinate, you need to talk to him.  For all you know he might need to talk to you about actual business or something.  It’s dumb to assume that he only thinks silly, romantic thoughts about you.  

MT: i will listen t0 y0u

MT: but i will disc0nnect if y0u start insulting me

MT: s0 that means i w0nt insult y0u either

MT: 0r am i being silly and y0u want t0 talk ab0ut things that arent at all pers0nal

CT: D —> Hi

CT: D —> I didn’t really intend to come about this conversation to insult you, more of the opposite proposition, though it is more personal than business, this time

CT: D —> Well, it is entirely personal, I mean, so you aren’t being silly, I guess

CT: D —> I’ve thought of a plethora of ideas on how to approach it honestly, and the best method appeared to be one of the humans’ rituals on matters of the same kind

CT: D —> Uh

CT: D —> To get to the matter at hand, at some point in the foreseeable future, I think you sh001d

CT: D —> Consider the proposition of entertaining a humanistic “date”, with me

> A date?!  How do you respond to that.  You fidget some more, and finally reply

MT: i kn0w i said i w0uldnt insult y0u

MT: and i w0nt insult y0u

MT: but that is a stupid idea!

MT: im n0t calling y0u stupid but y0ur idea is

MT: its very stupid

MT: n0t because i w0uldnt want t0 g0 0n a date with y0u

MT: i might actually like that

MT: but because it c0uld get us b0th killed

MT: 0r it c0uld be a trap

MT: but y0u d0nt seem the type wh0 w0uld d0 s0mething like that

MT: maybe if we were ever in a p0siti0n where we c0uld g0 0n a date with0ut being called trait0rs and executed

MT: then yes i w0uld like t0 g0 0n a date with y0u equius   

> Did you just agree to go on a date with Equius in the most round about way possible?  Before you have time to regret your decision, you send your message.